Last night there was a party at my hostel and I cut out early to get my old person sleep.
At about 3am two other backpackers, a guy from Australia and a girl from Germany staggered back into the dorm, drunk as two horny sailors and got it on.
There was a huge amount of squeaking bed and grunting until they suddenly decided to check if they were alone.
They both looked over at me in my bunk and I just said: "Hi".
The girl screamed and the guy looked sort of amused. Then they walked stark naked past me into the manager's room.
10 minutes later and they were back out and off to their own bunks.
20 minutes later the manager went to bed and 20 seconds later roared: "WHAT THE FUCK?".
He burst out into the dorm and I did what I should have done from the start.
I pretended to be fast asleep.
I pretended to be fast asleep.
